Captain Cornball

My Mama Wanna Know Why I Do What I Do!!!

Baddest Foxxhole Chick Tournament

It’s Offical…According to your votes Shelly Rio is the Baddest Foxxhole Chick! Thanks to all that voted.




  1. First Round Analysis

    Fishnet Condom Bracket

    (1) Claudia Jordan vs (8) Sheryl Underwood.
    An expected cakewalk for C-Murdah into round 2 unless Zeta Phi Beta comes through in support of their sorority sister. Who wanna buy Beta!!?!?!

    (2) Danisha Danielle vs (7) OG Poetess
    Will the weed smokers come out in support of OG Poetess??

    (3) Porscha Coleman vs (6) Glenda
    AKA the battle of the opposites. Porscha ain’t fuckin but we know Glenda gets it in and is a freak.

    (4) Flora Santiago vs (5) Miracle
    The one contest in the FCC Bracket that could really end in an upset. Once everybody saw Miracle’s Myspace page we’ve been wanting to smash. Sorry Speedy but your niece could get it!

    Tetracycline Martini Bracket

    (1) Shelly Rio vs (8) Sexy Marlo
    Could be a cakewalk for Rio unless Compton, Watts and the inmates at Twin Towers come out in support of Marlo. Do they have internet access in County Jail?

    (2) Tanjareen vs (7) Shanae Hall
    The most anticipated matchup in the first round. Tanjareen has a strong and loyal following and Many people are feeling Shanae’s looks but are turned off by her personality.

    (3) Tina Divina vs (6) Brandi Magee
    Do enough people remember Brandi to vote for her? If not the tattooed poet will walk away with a first round victory.

    (4) Diamond Double D vs (5) Robine Thede
    Can the light skin sensation garner enough votes to get over Diamond and her Double D’s??

    Comment by captaincornball | June 22, 2009 | Reply

  2. the names of these brackets are hysterical!

    Comment by Brandon | June 22, 2009 | Reply

  3. Miracle is fine.. but Flora does something to me.. makes me weenie wiggle..

    Comment by XL | June 24, 2009 | Reply

  4. Ok, who is stuffing the Claudia Jordan vs Sheryl Underwood ballot box? That one contest has an unusually high amount of votes compared to the other contests.

    Comment by captaincornball | June 26, 2009 | Reply

  5. Juice aka Mr. Genius here. I got CJ, Miracle edging out Flora, Porscha & Danisha beating out Poetess (smoke weed EVERYDAY!)

    I got Shelly Rio running through Sexy Marlo like the Pats did the regular season of 2007, Thede edging out Diamond, Tina Divina over Brandi, Tanji beating Shanae in a landslide lol

    Comment by Mr. Genius | June 26, 2009 | Reply

  6. ..Shanae is more pretty to herself than to others. She may be fine and probably look like she give it up easy for money cuz that is what her attitude seems like. I wouldn’t buy that bitch cheese for a whopper!!

    And why in the FUCK is [un]Sexy Marlo in the running? Lady look like a dude..! Up against Shelly.. its a wrap from the gate.

    and yeah, someone either being funny or just like Wes Snipes lookin bitches by voting for Sheryl Underwood..

    I can’t wait for the results. Great tourny Cap!!!

    Comment by XL | June 27, 2009 | Reply

  7. when do you count the votes??

    Comment by jack the ripper | June 29, 2009 | Reply

  8. what about the hottest foxxhole guy??

    Comment by jenny | July 28, 2009 | Reply

    • I would feel very uncomfortable putting any effort into doing that. But if you want to set it up….

      Comment by captaincornball | July 29, 2009 | Reply

      • lol yeah exactly

        Comment by He | August 1, 2009


    Comment by jenny | August 2, 2009 | Reply

  10. She does look pretty good.

    Comment by Hip Hop Site | October 3, 2010 | Reply

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